LL Cool J & the Tampa Bay Rays - I wish

If you switch out the 2 first names of LL Cool J you get a new pitcher for the Rays.

Convert the first name of LL Cool J from plural to single.
Then swap that name out with his 2^nd name and with those 2 name you now have a new pitcher for the Rays.

While I wouldn’t make a trade to have LL Cool J pitch, I would love to see him in batting practice at the Trop.
What would his exit velocity be?
Would he hit the net over the Rays tank?

These are the hard questions that must be answered.

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